Can my wild intellectual property be tamed or at least tempered - 49

I love colossal egos!

I am polite, well mannered, and all that really goody goody stuff, but my mind is
constantly racing faster than most people can keep pace with. When I was at Brandeis, a prof gave a take home final to a lecture hall full of students. The
whole campus was buzzing about how Jerry Cohen's take home final asked a question that nobody could understand, therefore, nobody could answer. Except me. I got it figured out immediately. At another college, I got bored with professors just
rehashing the course textbook that they wrote, so I proceeding to disprove their
theoriees, tearing down their credability and their egs. The profs got even by
screwing with my grade but I did not care. My father is intellectually way high off the charts and I am carrying his genes. I like comedy such as Bullwinkle,
Bugs Bunny, the Three Stooges, the Marx Brothers, and Woody Allen. My brand of humour tends to be very dry, very intellectual. I can only go out with very smart women otherwise I would pull my hair out. Please respond only if you really meet my requirements, otherwise, I will unleash the wrath of 10,000 Maniacs.2

I hope this is a joke. Really, I do.

But just one nitpicky point - The Three Stooges - very intellectual humour? I guess pie-throwing is very difficult... And I guess being smart precludes the use of proper grammar and spelling. Okay, that was two nitpicky points..