Many apologies.

Someday, this site will truly be up and running. But hi, I've been so busy navigating guys in real life that I have no time to mess with the heads of guys I haven't even met yet. And Scarlett is just a lousy poster, sigh. (But I still love her!)

A tip, though. If you are on match.com, or whatever dating site you use - sending an email that says only:

Hey!

When can we go on our date?

Love,
R--

isn't so likely to get you a response. "Our" date? I don't know you from Adam, and you're already using the 1st person plural? HAH. And guys who sign their emails with "love" should just go away already. Like I said, I don't know you, there is a certain charm in distance and formality.

And if your picture makes you look like a grinning goon, this applies in triplicate.