scandalize your friends because your new boyfriend is a SEX WORKER - 28

This is yet another of the myriad angles that can be taken in an online post:

Seriously though, my friend is a full time gigolo and my other friend is a male erotic masseuse. I run a private escort referral business so I am also a sex worker. Hey sex workers need love too and all three of us are precious. You can date me or either one of my friends if you are a cool shit. Your ex or your friends will be so scandalized. ;)

Yes, but I don't think I want anyone I'm dating sleeping with other people, even if it is his job. Plus - diseases! Diseases!

I also rather liked his description of being "precious". Um, things that are precious are adorable people like me, cute little puppies and kittens, and expensive jewelry. NOT sex workers.