This simply deserves commentary

I was busy browsing the ads on CL this morning when I came across this gem. (What? Oh, you want to know why I was browsing the ads when I just had a date last night. I'm still not sure how the date went so I'm hedging my bets.) I felt this guy deserved a post.

Hi - I'm 37, white and fairly successful (wealthy, have been in Time, NYTimes, CNN, etc., generous in my work and life, proud of my achievements), attractive enough (some modeling five years ago in NYC for aggressive photographers), etc. I’m more rock than jock.

I've been in enough serious relationships and flings. I don't want someone falling in love with me again, or to fall in love with someone else.

I'm looking for purely fun, superficial dating -- I take you out to dates scrumptious places, maybe on some travel, you dazzle me with your beauty and charm. I am not looking for an escort or paid companion.

BTW: Sex is probably out, since it complicates things, and I want some simple romantic flirting fun.

-me

First of all, if he's so hot, where's the picture? Even better, where are the links to the Time and NY Times references? Also I'm kind of frightened by the "more rock than jock" thing. Does this mean that he looks like Mick Jagger?

He wants a superficial thing but doesn't want a paid companion? Hmmmm ... I think he may be related to "never bought a woman a drink" guy. Oh ... and no sex? There is something definitely wrong with this guy.

But of course, you know me. Yes, I am tempted to answer. Why? Because if all else fails, I'll get a great story out of it.